Wombats poop in cubes
Not only is a wombat the kind of playa that eats roots and leaves, but they’re also likely to deposit a cube of shit on the way out. That’s right. A CUBE! How’s that for gangster? How these bad boy marsupials came to have square shaped buttholes is unclear, but at least if you ever find yourself playing boardgames while camping, and the game is missing a dice, you just need to find yourself a nice bit of wombat poo and you’re all set.
Is it true? Is it false? Does it matter?