Cows can’t climb down stairs
Due to extreme vertigo, or maybe the construction of their legs, cows can’t climb down stairs. Neither can donkeys. Goats can climb fucking sheer cliff faces, so I’m assuming stairs are no worries.
Cows can climb up stairs though, apparently. Which was handy in Mayan times, when they wanted to sacrifice cows to the Gods at the top of those crazy temples. And also if your cow needs to tone up those buns. Burger buns! Geddit? Stop it. I can’t.
Spurious Facts
Is it true? Is it false? Does it matter?
