We all know Coca Cola is bad for you, right? It has like 16 spoonfuls of sugar in it. You can use it to clean rust off metals. Frankly it would be better for you if it still had cocaine in it. But did you know that if you put a tooth in a glass of coke, it will completely dissolve overnight?! That’s more acid than a weekend at Rainbow Serpent. That’s more corrosive than a Lil Wayne record. That’s worse for your teeth than Heisenberg’s finest. If only it wasn’t so good at curing a hangover!
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